Chief Barketing Officer
Linus joined FoW Partners as Chief Barketing Officer after a successful career in lap domination and hallway zoomies. Linus brings a unique blend of tenacity, charm, and strategic snoring to the private equity world.
With no formal business training but an impressive track record in attention-seeking and lap acquisition, Linus plays a critical role in brand awareness, treat negotiations, and ensuring all FedEx deliveries are intercepted with enthusiasm. Under his watch, the firm has seen a 300% increase in belly rubs, a measurable boost in morale, and at least one attempted acquisition of the office couch.
When not overseeing the tail end of branding strategy or ensuring the team takes their walk breaks seriously, Linus can be found napping under the conference table, enthusiastically inspecting lunch meetings, or perfecting snackquisition due diligence (his vertical expertise has established him as a recognized connoisseur of beef jerky).
His leadership style is pawsitive, persistent, and always treat-motivated. Though Linus doesn’t speak fluent finance, he knows that loyalty, presence, and impeccable timing are key to a strong investment—and an even stronger team.
Specialty Skills:
- Tail-wagging brand ambassadorship
- Office-wide serotonin distribution
- Strategic nap placement
